I just want to go on record: I like that shirt, Chris. I’m just telling you I like the shirt. I’m not fond of the dance; the dance can go, but the shirt is nice. In fact, the dance isn’t even a dance—it’s a wounded parrot or something; it’s a [...]

You are nice. This couple was shopping, and they had gotten separated. The wife called her husband to find out where he was. She said, «Honey, where are you?» He replied, «You remember when we got engaged? We went to that jewelry store and got you a [...]

Thank you. Good morning. Is it still morning? Yes, it is. It’s still morning. Ah, nice to see you! I appreciate all the prayers for our household. Benny’s doing increasingly better—better and better. I told our family yesterday, «The miracle is a [...]

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, «You can have her shipped home for five thousand dollars or you can bury her here in the Holy [...]

Thanks, thanks. By the way, this Tuesday, how many of you are American citizens? Yes, Tuesday—vote! Vote! Don’t be stupid—vote! Don’t be stupid by not voting, because that’s voting. It’s a wrong vote. And then, don’t be stupid by voting stupid. In [...]

Wow, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, guys! Thank you so much. Please, uh, be seated. Good evening! Glad you showed up; glad you’re here. How many folks are still here from the uh, leaders conference this week? Actually, we had, uh, we [...]

Thank you, it’s nice to see you, and nice to see us. I was in Houston and then Phoenix last week, and I had the incredible privilege of speaking at Maya Morello’s conference to celebrate his 50th year of preaching the gospel—50 years! I think he [...]

Beautiful! Nice to see you; glad you’re here. How many of you have ever been in an accident of any kind, and you still have lingering effects from that accident? Please stand. Is there anyone here that has cancer? Please stand if you’re physically [...]

Open your Bibles, if you would, to the Gospel of Mark, Chapter 9. I mentioned a couple of months ago that I felt like I needed to take at least this summer, and maybe a little longer—we’ll see—during the times that I talk, to bring up subjects that [...]

Several months ago, I mentioned to you that I wanted to take time to review some subjects. I will do another review again, probably for the next several months. To be honest with you, I’m only here every two to three weeks because I am taking care [...]

Two months ago, I mentioned that I would take time, which I feel will extend through the summer, to review some important matters from the past few years. I have several things on my heart this morning, and I’ll try to settle on one and see how that [...]

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! Yeah, they work so hard for us all the time. There we go. Oops! How many of you would say the Lord has been speaking to you in recent days and weeks about first love, making sure that you have returned to your [...]

America shall be saved! Why don’t you say that with me? America shall be saved! Now say it again: America shall be saved! One more time! Turn to your neighbor and tell them to put on their seatbelt. For some, it’s already too late. Before we get [...]

Well, good morning! Nice to see you; it’s always good to see you. I haven’t read this one for a little while, so I thought I’d bless you with it today. You can thank me later. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral [...]

Thank you, beautiful; nice to see you. Oops, Benny. Um, I have a new book. I’m so happy it happened; it’s called «The Way of Life.» Good cover too! You don’t need to read the book, just touch the cover; it’ll bless you. «The Way of Life» sounds like [...]

As I have mentioned the last few times I have spoken, I have felt, at least for me, that it’s a season of review, especially with the unusual nature of the last 18 months. I feel it is really critical, personally, to assess what got us here. Let’s [...]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I leaned over to ask Chris a question, but I can’t remember what it was now. Elena, I left my phone down there, I think. Today, it’s not like I need it; I just don’t want to forget it. There it is! Oh, thank you. All [...]

Thank you, thanks, thanks, nice to see you. That camera bar back there—I thought it was a tennis net! I thought, man, we’ve got tennis in here. That’s awesome; that would make some people very happy. All right, nice to see you! I get here right now [...]

Thank you, nice to see you, man. Somebody was long-winded over at Twin View; I don’t know who it was, but uh, anyway, man, I got here just in time. I don’t know what happened; if you’re late, I guess you guys just have to fake it. Chris gets up and [...]

I want you to open your Bibles to the book of Nahum, and that’s where we’re going to start. We’ll actually have four different portions of Scripture today: Nahum, right after Micah if that helps. If you get to the Psalms, turn hard right; if you get [...]

Good job, good job! Bless you! Wow, this is a very fruitful church, very fruitful! My goodness, a pastor dies and is waiting in line at the pearly gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, a leather jacket, and jeans. [...]

A couple of weeks ago, the last time I spoke, I mentioned my intentions for this entire summer. I feel like it’s supposed to be a summer of review—a summer of reflection on some of the things that have been very important to us in our studies and [...]

All right, is it still morning? Yes, it is. Good morning! Nice to see you, guys. It is just wonderful to have humans in the room. It is amazing! I’ve told you in recent weeks that I have discovered I am addicted to humans, and it’s a very serious [...]

Thanks, you’re cutting into my message time here. Wow, happy Easter! He has risen! Risen indeed! Amen! What a wonderful day! How many of you were at the Good Friday service? Was that just wonderful or what? Honestly, I plan my schedule around that [...]

Thank you so much! It’s wonderful to see people, humans. I don’t think I’ve ever taken it for granted, but I know one thing: I never will. Having fasted from humans for a year was not near as fun as they said it would be. How many of you, this is [...]

Good morning! Still morning? Yeah, still got a little bit left. A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing a seatbelt, he had just won a thousand dollars in a safety competition. The officer asked, «What are [...]

Beautiful, thank you! Now we have Chris, who volunteered for all kinds of things this morning. That just does my heart good. I don’t know what nation you’re going to, Chris. Poor Chris just gets picked on so much! A little three-year-old named Rhys [...]

Good morning! How many of you are horse people and like horses? If you like to ride fast, we have fast horses; if you prefer to ride slowly, we have slow horses. For those who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden. Probably [...]

Oh my, thank you, thanks, thank you! Oh, sorry, yeah, I don’t transition quickly with anything in life, so just excuse me while I figure out why I’m up here. Let me get rid of my gum; that’s probably step number one. If you guys just didn’t have so [...]

Yeah, happy, happy Easter! It’s just wonderful. I will never take for granted again the privilege of meeting in a room with humans. What a great treat! It’s challenging to find a humorous story that fits with Easter, but I have one. Most of you have [...]

Oh, I feel like I just went to heaven and back. Didn’t want to come back. Maybe we didn’t. Yeah, we’re still there. That’s right. Oh goodness, wow! Okay, amen. I think—I’m not sure; I didn’t hear clearly—but it was probably pretty good. Um, there’s [...]

Where are you from? Canada? All right, where else? The Czech Republic, Taiwan, Sweden, England, Wales, China, China, Taiwan, the Netherlands, Germany, Denmark. Welcome! Australia! Come on! Albe, Romania. Romania is beautiful! Israel! Israel! Come [...]

Wow, it’s nice to see humans. I love you too! I discovered I am addicted to humans, and it’s a serious addiction. Not even 12 months of withdrawals could change it. I am still here. Good to see you, and I’m glad you showed up. Open your Bibles, if [...]

Thank you so much! I love how well all of our teams—our sound people, camera crew, worship teams, prayer teams, ushers—just do a great job, and I’m happy they’re here. I think there’s a restaurant sign that shows where the men’s room is and where [...]

Well, we had a creative conference this week. We had a missions training intensive this week. We had a Heaven in Business event this week. If you were bored, it’s your fault. All I can say is there are more things going on, and most of it I don’t [...]

Good morning, good morning, teacher! It’s good to see you. We had such a wonderful conference this week, the Open Heavens Conference. How many of you were a part of it at all? Yeah, it was such a great time. David Wagner was there, one of my [...]

Thank you, Bethel family. Blessings to you, and much love and ongoing blessings to Eric and Candace. I’m truly grateful. This is more challenging than you may imagine, but we are going to do well. I want you to notice the picture behind me; all [...]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! You’re so nice. Eric sends his love. By the way, he is on his way to New Zealand to our Bethel. We have a Bethel plant there, and he is going to be with them—a great group of people. All right, it’s been a while [...]

Happy Father’s Day! Come on, happy Father’s Day! Yes, indeed! While the offering bags are being passed, I’m going to read an oldie but a goodie. Anyone ready for an oldie but a goodie? A lawyer and an elderly gentleman are sitting next to each other [...]

Thank you, thank you. There you are! Ah, thank you, thanks, thanks, thanks! Wow, wow, good morning! Yep, still morning—I’ve lost track. Good morning! Um, Eric and Candace send their love. They are in Franklin, Tennessee, which is near Nashville, and [...]

Bethel family, local and global, I guess it all merges in this season. Hopefully, we will be back together locally here in this building soon. I’m almost ready to start holding my breath in anticipation because I can feel it coming. Today is the [...]

Merry Christmas, happy New Year, happy President’s Day, whatever is next—I forgot, but I’m glad you showed up. Happy birthday! It’s not mine for a while, but how many of you plan to have a birthday next year sometime, right? Good. Yeah, that’s good. [...]

I’ll pay you later. Thank you! Very, very nice, and Kelly’s album looks good. I ordered it during the last service; I downloaded it and it’s sitting right down here. Thank you, Jesus, it’s now here! I shall be listening to that on the way home [...]

Thanks, good morning, good morning! Gotta make sure you’re alive and awake. Double yolker! Excuse me, double yoker. Yoga! I want to go home and crack open some eggs. Anyone else going to do that? I think we just need to go home and see. I heard that [...]

I tell you the truth, I didn’t want to stop that one tonight; I just wanted to keep going. I was just concerned for Paul’s fingers that they might start bleeding or something. That was so good. Merry Christmas! Excuse me, Happy New Year! No, Happy [...]

One of the things we love to do throughout the year, but particularly at Christmas, is help those in some kind of financial crisis. This season, it seems there are more and more people struggling, so we do what we can to ensure they have a special [...]

All right, thank you. Hey, go ahead and sit down. Today, we are all guests. We are all guests! Finally, we get to have some people in the room. It’s so good to see you, and those of you who are joining us online, we’re glad that you’re with us as [...]

See all of you by faith; I trust you’re there. How’s that? I trust you’re there. What an amazing opportunity to see the goodness of the Lord. I’ve had an interesting couple of weeks personally, experiencing the Lord. So let me just get to it; I [...]

All right, good morning! Glad you showed up. By the way, Eric and Candace send their love from Orlando, Florida, where they are speaking today and I think tomorrow. We have a Kingdom Culture Conference coming up June 26-28. It’s the most unique [...]

I miss being together so much. I feel like running up and hugging everyone I see in a grocery store, gas station, or wherever. Yeah, I guess you can’t do that either. I don’t always remember that some of you have been attacked by me in various [...]