Reality, glad you showed up. Ever since I was a child, I’ve had a fear of somebody under my bed at night. So, I went to a shrink and told him. I said, «I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think [...]

All right, hello, hello! I probably have it on; I have this habit of leaving it on my back and then wondering why there’s no sound. Cheap mic, of course—if my mouth were on the back of my head, then it would work, but that would be kind of gross, [...]

From president to president, from government to government, we flip back and forth. Sometimes we don't even recognize our own country because once entitlement sets in, it's infectious. It will draw what it is. You always attract what you [...]